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Big Fat Slamwich
$16.50
Stack it, slam it, savor it. A grand slam of eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, and cheese even Babe Ruth would approve.
Moonin' My Hammy
$15.50
Eggs, ham, and gooey cheese stacked high on golden toast. A breakfast that bares it all.
Belly Buster Burrito
Eggs, hash browns, American cheese, caramelised onions, capsicum, house bacon, and salsa. So good it comes with extra tariffs.
Fat Stack BLT
$13.00
House bacon, crisp lettuce, and tomato. Stacked sky-high and unapologetically delicious.
Ham and Cheese Toastie
$8.50
Toasted ham and cheese sandwich, perfect for a hearty breakfast.
Grilled Cheese
Golden, gooey cheese grilled to perfection, offering a classic, comforting breakfast delight.
Bacon and Egg Roll
$9.50
Crispy bacon and eggs on a soft roll, perfect for a hearty breakfast.
Sausage and Egg Roll
$10.00
Classic, American breakfast sausage patty with a fried egg, Mama Rose approves.
Hash Browns
$3.45
Crispy hash browns, perfect for breakfast, offering a golden, crunchy texture with every bite.
The Fat American Burger
Massive. Messy. Magnificent. Exactly how America intended. Beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, caramelised onions and house burger sauce.
The Big Fatty Burger
$29.50
Three patties, triple bacon, triple cheese, and zero respect for portion control. It’s so big we had to get it its own box. Pickles, caramelised onions and house burger sauce.
The Deep South Burger
$17.00
Crispy Southern fried chicken stacked with cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and our special sauce — comfort food so good you’ll be blessing hearts like Grandma at Sunday Church. Made with Southern fried chicken, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and house burger sauce.
Buffalo Chicken Burger
$18.00
Hot. Crispy. Cheesy. Ranchy. Basically a flavor explosion so good, your napkins will beg for mercy. Southern fried chicken, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, Frank's Red Hot, and house made ranch.
The Big Boy Bacon Burger
Two hands required, napkins optional. Juicy beef, crispy bacon, and a mountain of melted cheese — because moderation is for other restaurants. Beef patty, brown sugar chipotle bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, caramelised onions and house burger sauce.
The Smoky Mountain Burger
$19.00
Grilled chicken, bacon, cheese, and Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce piled high with lettuce, tomato, and caramelised onions — smoky, sweet, and just the right kind of messy. Grilled chicken, bacon, American cheese, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and caramelised onions.
The Philly Sandwich
$21.50
Tender shaved beef piled high with caramelised onions, capsicum, mushrooms, and smothered in melty cheese — basically a flavour hug you can hold in one hand.
Chicken Philly Sandwich
Grilled chicken, caramelised onions, capsicum, and mushrooms smothered in melty cheese — the Philly’s cheeky cousin who shows up with a wink and steals your fries.
Cubano Sandwich
Mojo pork, ham, pickles, cheese, and our special mustard sauce — Cuba’s second greatest export (after Ana de Armas, obviously) and the first one your taste buds will fall in love with.
Hot Dog
Classic hot dog nestled in a soft bun, perfect for a quick and satisfying bite.
Corndog on a Stick
Hot dog deep fried in a sweet corn batter.
Buffalo Chicken Fries
$23.50
Golden fries, fried chicken, fiery Frank’s, cheese, and cool ranch — the ultimate “napkins required” indulgence. One bite and your taste buds will be filing a formal complaint… for being too happy.
Cheeseburger Fries
Large fries loaded with juicy hamburger, melty cheese, onions, pickles, and our house-made burger sauce. All the flavour of a cheeseburger, none of the structural integrity. Fries never looked this good.
Boring Normal Fries
Crispy fries with a classic taste, perfect for a simple yet satisfying snack.
Espresso
$4.05
Rich, bold espresso shot, perfect for a quick caffeine boost.
Piccolo
$5.15
A rich, creamy espresso shot with a velvety texture, perfect for a quick caffeine boost.
Cappuccino
$5.75
Rich, creamy coffee with a perfect blend of espresso and steamed milk, topped with a frothy milk foam.
Flat White
Smooth espresso blended with velvety steamed milk for a creamy, rich coffee experience.
Latte
Creamy espresso-based drink with steamed milk, perfect for a warm, comforting experience.
Long Black
Rich, bold coffee served hot, perfect for a caffeine boost.
Mocha
$6.35
Rich espresso blended with velvety steamed milk and a hint of chocolate for a comforting, indulgent sip.
Water
$3.50
Refreshing cold water to quench your thirst.
Iced Latte
$6.90
Chilled espresso blended with milk for a refreshing, smooth pick-me-up.
Iced Long Black
Chilled espresso with a bold, smooth flavor, perfect for a refreshing caffeine boost.
Iced Mocha
$8.05
Chilled blend of rich coffee and chocolate, perfect for a refreshing pick-me-up.